Do you remember your favorite teacher? I do. His name is Mr. SoupJoy (name changed for privacy) and he taught Biology at my high school. Mr. SoupJoy was a strange man. At first glance, he looked like a walrus wearing glasses. Mr. SoupJoy never bothered to remember nor use anyone's name. He simply called every student "ugly". To be fair, we were allowed to call him "ugly" as well. Senior year, I knew I'd graduated into a deeper connection with him because he started calling me